PostAday2011 · Random Thought

Don’t Be A Turkey

Dovee

“Don’t be a turkey, when you can be a chicken.  Surely you could a be duck and quack, or be like Fat Joe and Lean Back.”

:Laugh Because You Know You Want To:

Richardo

Tags: Comedic, Funny, Humor, Joke, Quote, silly, Witty, Corny, Comedy

PostAday2011 · Random Thought

Explosive Urges

I have many explosive urges, some I can act out on and some I can’t imagine doing. Here are my can’s and cant’s:

– I can buy new sneakers, if I feel the mood (won’t through, nothing strikes me lately)
– I can shoot a video, swag it out with effects
– I can go on a fudging boat and get my Lonely Island and T-Pain on
– I can style on my fellow peers with my electronic game and gadget swag (I surely try not to, but I do it when I feel the urge)

The can’ts
– I can’t slap all the stupid people in the world who wants to test me
– I can’t drop out a plane and land on my feet, (I am thinking of sky diving though)
– I can’t marry all the sexy women in the world, though I want to (but I guess that would be sort of greedy)
– I can’t be the illest creative director on the earth (please be sure I am working on it)

Do you have any urges you want to act on? Have you tried any of what I have mentioned?

Thanks for reading
Richardo

Sexy · women

What Sexy Looks Like [#Simple&Plain]

“I can show you what sexy looks like, but don’t make me have to spell it out for you.”
C’mon Man