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I Hate Stop Lights and Slow Drivers…MOVE – [Rants of A Driver]

Traffic lights
Traffic lights (Photo credit: taѕuki)

Just recently, well very recently like today actually, I started driving again.  It’s a cool feeling and I love it except for the fact I that I wanted to run every single stoplight in sight, oh my god.  In new york city there tends to be a whole lot of darn stoplight, in which if you are impatient, you are definitely going to get a hefty ticket or run the light with much delight and a big smile feeling you have won and beating the system, until you get a nice photo in the mail showing your sexy wonderful smile with showing you running the light.  Yes of course and nice ticket to go with it.

Why are there so many damn stop lights?  Why is the wait for the green like one minute and some change?  To me it feels like five-minute, for I just want to go, or in actuality not be late.

Let me be clear, I do respect safety and following rules and hate drunk driving or reckless drivers, but I guess want to the open road to put the pedal to the floor make the car rock.  I mean that is what it’s there for right?  Well at least to be convenient enough do what you tell it to do.

No only I am restricted in my speed, then I have to drive behind slow drivers, pulling EPICLY NOOB MOVES by stopping short in the street or at an intersection, what’s is wrong with them?  They really cause you to have accidents in which, in more cases if you rear end someone’s car, you are in the fault.  It’s crazy out there.

I am so happy I have a bike.  No rules to the road, exception trying to no run over pedestrians and watching out for the police for riding on the sidewalks, but it’s the life.  It is the Eco-life actually.  No waiting, no rear mirror to look over, and friendly to the earth.  But let me get back to driving and my thoughts while driving.

Here they are:

Life, INSURANCE HIGH, GAS HIGH, I AM HIGH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. (shoot)
Drinks, DAMN, I CAN’T DRINK TONIGHT, I GOT TO DRIVE…darn it
Cops, I JUST WANT TO FEEL THE EXCITEMENT OF A CHASE
Cops 2, UMMM, PLEASE CALM DOWN ON THE DAMN TICKETS
Cops 3, YOU CAN’T CATCH ME (lol)
Traffic, WHY DON’T IT STAY OUT OF MY WAY…
Slow Drivers, WHO THE HELL HELPED THEM CHEAT THE DRIVERS TEST
Music, WHY IT CAN’T MY SPEAKER GET ANY LOUDER?
Stoplights, WHY ARE THEIR SO MANY?
Stoplights 2, WHY ISN’T THERE A “EVERYTHING GREEN DAY“?
Parking, DON’T PARK IN MY FAVORITE SPOT..
Parking 2, DAMN, PARKING IS HIGH
Highway, UMMM SHOULD JUST BE CALLED SPEEDWAYS
Passengers, STAY IN YOUR SEAT AND SHUT UP (loud kids and crying babies)
Gas, OH MY GOD, WOW, YOU ARE THAT HIGH…I NEED TO GET A BIKE

I guess I can’t do what I want in reality on the street driving, but surely when I go home and turn on my XBOX or Playstation 3, I can play Need For Speed or Grand Theft Auto and do whatever it is I like.

Did you like this post?  Any of my thoughts funny or truthful?  Do you or did you ever have the same thoughts and questions run through your mind?  What is you favorite thing about driving?  What type of driver are you?

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Richardo Wilson

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Quickie: Thank You and I Love You

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First and for most I want to thank everyone who has passed by my blog and decided to subscribe as of the last few days and weeks.  I check out pretty much everyone’s blog and drop comments, and likes all over their pages.  I am still trying to figure out blogging in its masterful form, as I see so much success in other blogs, and believe mines is small cake compared to theirs, but I appreciate everyone who reads and visits.

I have missed and shall be bringing back my “SUBSCRIBER INTERVIEW” on Friday, for I have been spending the end of each week and weekend focusing on publishing my first book independently.  It’s quite exciting and it is so much different from just logging on to wordpress or on the app and writing and being quite entertaining and insightful, as I actually have to worry about marketing, advertising, cover art, and distribution as well as being satisfied with my work as a whole.

So I spend my time reading, and checking out other’s blog to help support them and also work on bringing a rich experience to mines as well.  I really want to nail my goal of the year and reach 200 subscribers on my blog and being able to share my knowledge with you.

I appreciate everyone for following along and watch out in MAY for more great posts on fitness, health, beauty, art, reading, photography, my blog contest, and a few more surprises.

Thanks
Richardo Wilson