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New Rule: “No Food In The Room”…seriously

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I have just implied a new rule in my household…”NO FOOD IN THE ROOM“.  I have come under the impression that I am being watched.  It’s a creepy feeling that someone or something is watching me for food to be dropped around in the room and it’s interfering with my blogging and home office environment.  I have enforced STRICT penalties for food being eaten and left around in the room/office.

Here are the strict penalties to be enforced:
1. Said person is to be fined a $1.00 for breaking rule
2. Said person shall be beaten with a whip or pillow (depending on what’s in the pillow)
3. Said person is to immediately perform 20 pushups.
4. Said person shall be PUNCHED super HARD, 10 times.
*if offense is repeated, the penalty fine goes up to $3, then $5 and pushups goes up by quantity of 5 intervals, as well as punches.

This is not just a warning…It’s a PROMISE.

*note: to be honest though, let’s keep a clear and clean room and be tidy.  It’s to keep away rodents, germs, smells and much more for your resting or for me my work space.  I like strict rules, for it stops the act from continuing.  It’s just the way I like to do things.
I have started the rule couple times before and never fully went to extremes to keep it going.

Do you have to imply this rule yourself?  Do you have strict penalties as me?
Let me know what you think…

Thanks for reading
Richardo

blogging · PostAday2011

Out with the old and in the with new

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As of late people have been saying Richardo you are getting crazier and more epic. I must say why thank you, I am developing and want keep growing with my comedic antics. I am getting to new heights of funny and professionalism.

Are you changing or being better than you use to you be?

Thanks for reading
Richardo

album release · blogging

5 reasons why girls say they LOVE YOU

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I Love You

There was once a time women use to be such a mystery to me but those times has passed.  Now I am quite informed on women and know my way around certain situations and reading their minds.  I my quest to figure out women, I stumbled on the reasons they say they say I love you to a guy.  You can agree or disagree, but I am sticking to my guns.  Here the 5 reasons why girls say they love you.

1.Boredom: Ladies know love exist, so to experience or try to experience what love is, whatever good deeds a guy does that they never experience, you call it love, so they say I love you to the guy to see what love has in store for them.

2.It’s a defense mechanism: women sometime hate lying to other guys who tries to talk to them, so if they found someone to love or a boyfriend, they will always use it to turn another guy down.

3.It’s programmed: Women are such lovely creatures, and they all just want some love to warm their hearts and beds, so they body tells them Love is what you seek.

4. Rat Race of Love: They feel a guy we own up and be with them if they kindly and sweetly drop the “L BOMB” on them.  Also if she can beat the other 10 and twenty of other girls a guy might meet, hopefully her nice qualities will make him remember where he heard the worth while “I Love You” first and settled down with her.

5. It’s Trending: Too many damn books, tv shows, gossip, friends, magazine with love and romance in it, that it’s simple a trend to follow.  Then again in actuality, she could genuinely be in love.  But hey those things comes and goes.

What do you think of my reasons?  any ones you agree or disagree of?

Thanks for reading
Richardo