“Don’t be a turkey, when you can be a chicken. Surely you could a be duck and quack, or be like Fat Joe and Lean Back.”
:Laugh Because You Know You Want To:
Richardo
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Category: Random Thought
Explosive Urges
I have many explosive urges, some I can act out on and some I can’t imagine doing. Here are my can’s and cant’s:
– I can buy new sneakers, if I feel the mood (won’t through, nothing strikes me lately)
– I can shoot a video, swag it out with effects
– I can go on a fudging boat and get my Lonely Island and T-Pain on
– I can style on my fellow peers with my electronic game and gadget swag (I surely try not to, but I do it when I feel the urge)
The can’ts
– I can’t slap all the stupid people in the world who wants to test me
– I can’t drop out a plane and land on my feet, (I am thinking of sky diving though)
– I can’t marry all the sexy women in the world, though I want to (but I guess that would be sort of greedy)
– I can’t be the illest creative director on the earth (please be sure I am working on it)
Do you have any urges you want to act on? Have you tried any of what I have mentioned?
Thanks for reading
Richardo
How would you QUIT your JOB? – [#iQuit] [#iHateMyJob]
A lot of people out there are just dying and even plotting for that epic way to quit the job they are working at. I would tell them, hey, mind what you are doing, for you might not easily get another one, but to heck with that. If you gonna quit you gonna quit right? But how to do it is the real question. Here are your options:
– Rob you workplace
– Call in and Quit via phone
– Destroy something in the store and quit (going out in a bang)
– Run up to your Boss and Slap him or her
– No Call No Show (on your 3rd strike)
– Mail in a IQuit postcard to your job
– Going in upset and yell and bark at your coworkers and customers
– Pull out a blunt and start smoking and say to your manager (I ain’t doing sh*t)
– Going in collect your check and put up the deuces and never show up ever again
– Wait for your store or workplace to get a visit by the higher-ups and run up on them and be vulgar and quit (saying something like, “you’ll aint paying me sh*t so fudge you, I am out)
– Express your concerns, Give in writing your 2 weeks, work super hard within the 2 weeks, and shake everyone’s hand send a thank you letter to all the higher-ups, managers, and etc. (c’mon who really does this? But you probably should though)
However you go out, you want to go out with some balls and be on top of the world.
– Do you have any suggestions? Have you quit in any of these manners? Are you plotting to quit too?
– Quit right after getting a promotion
Thanks for reading
Richardo
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