I do tricks,
I pull off magic,
I wear a long hat,
I do weird things,
Some people grow to love that,
I try to be cool,
But that I am already,
I take things that is normal,
And I make the extraordinary.
One of the greatest thing in life is a sense of humor. We all need more smiling, laughing and having a great time. Whether laughing at something silly or laughing about a topic while having a great conversation, having a sense of humor is an invaluable asset in life. I try my best everyday to enjoy life and to add to other’s appreciation of life with humor, even strangers. If I do something silly or odd, it’s really more of being myself as much as to give others a different point of view or experience they can learn and enjoy. I always tell others that hanging out with me or meeting me in real life is quite an experience, for every time you meet me, you will see a different side and no days is really the same.
I know for me, one of the most precious things in life is comedy. If a girl can make me laugh and be very witty and keep me laughing then she has reeled me in forever. Then again she has to have other things too, like being inspiring, for that will keep me coming back for more in the long run. I think that goes for almost anybody. Being creative, being inspirational, and having a good sense of humor will make you my best friend forever.
Anyways, back to the laughs. Some of my favorite people to watch are Dane Cook, Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy, Rowan Atkinson (yup ypu Mr. Bean), Jim Carey, Chris Rock and even Jackie Chan. I was raised up on humor and comedy watching hours and hours of Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny is my favorite as well as Daffy Duck and Sylvester, they are too crazy. On a side note I plan on buying a Bugs Bunny teddy bear, that would be a one of the greatest gift in the world to me. I like the simple things.
Do you have a sense of humor? When was the last time you have a good laugh? What entertains you the most?
Go out, watch a funny movie, call up a friend, do something silly for laughs and enjoy the results of smiling and the wonderful feeling it brings. Cherish it.
Just recently, well very recently like today actually, I started driving again. It’s a cool feeling and I love it except for the fact I that I wanted to run every single stoplight in sight, oh my god. In new york city there tends to be a whole lot of darn stoplight, in which if you are impatient, you are definitely going to get a hefty ticket or run the light with much delight and a big smile feeling you have won and beating the system, until you get a nice photo in the mail showing your sexy wonderful smile with showing you running the light. Yes of course and nice ticket to go with it.
Why are there so many damn stop lights? Why is the wait for the green like one minute and some change? To me it feels like five-minute, for I just want to go, or in actuality not be late.
Let me be clear, I do respect safety and following rules and hate drunk driving or reckless drivers, but I guess want to the open road to put the pedal to the floor make the car rock. I mean that is what it’s there for right? Well at least to be convenient enough do what you tell it to do.
No only I am restricted in my speed, then I have to drive behind slow drivers, pulling EPICLY NOOB MOVES by stopping short in the street or at an intersection, what’s is wrong with them? They really cause you to have accidents in which, in more cases if you rear end someone’s car, you are in the fault. It’s crazy out there.
I am so happy I have a bike. No rules to the road, exception trying to no run over pedestrians and watching out for the police for riding on the sidewalks, but it’s the life. It is the Eco-life actually. No waiting, no rear mirror to look over, and friendly to the earth. But let me get back to driving and my thoughts while driving.
Here they are:
Life, INSURANCE HIGH, GAS HIGH, I AM HIGH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. (shoot)
Drinks, DAMN, I CAN’T DRINK TONIGHT, I GOT TO DRIVE…darn it Cops, I JUST WANT TO FEEL THE EXCITEMENT OF A CHASE
Cops 2, UMMM, PLEASE CALM DOWN ON THE DAMN TICKETS
Cops 3, YOU CAN’T CATCH ME (lol)
Traffic, WHY DON’T IT STAY OUT OF MY WAY…
Slow Drivers, WHO THE HELL HELPED THEM CHEAT THE DRIVERS TEST…
Music, WHY IT CAN’T MY SPEAKER GET ANY LOUDER?
Stoplights, WHY ARE THEIR SO MANY?
Stoplights 2, WHY ISN’T THERE A “EVERYTHING GREEN DAY“?
Parking, DON’T PARK IN MY FAVORITE SPOT..
Parking 2, DAMN, PARKING IS HIGH
Highway, UMMM SHOULD JUST BE CALLED SPEEDWAYS
Passengers, STAY IN YOUR SEAT AND SHUT UP (loud kids and crying babies)
Gas, OH MY GOD, WOW, YOU ARE THAT HIGH…I NEED TO GET A BIKE
I guess I can’t do what I want in reality on the street driving, but surely when I go home and turn on my XBOX or Playstation 3, I can play Need For Speed or Grand Theft Auto and do whatever it is I like.
Did you like this post? Any of my thoughts funny or truthful? Do you or did you ever have the same thoughts and questions run through your mind? What is you favorite thing about driving? What type of driver are you?
Let me know your thoughts, opinions and comments… 🙂
Thanks for reading
Richardo Wilson
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