Humor · Postaday2012 · Project365

I Broke The Scale in The Gym

 

broken scale
weight loss, broken scale, fitness, health

The scale at the GYM had the nerve to tell me I lost 11 lbs in 2wks I asked, “Why it said it like it was a BAD THING?”, I told it in excitement, YOUR BOY DROPPING THAT WEIGHT, then the scale broke…smh 🙂

– Richardo Humor

* Just a little humor for you…sure story though.  Did you catch the joke?  Let me know. 🙂

broken scale

 

blogging · FAIL

FAIL: No Candy For You…ha ha LOSER

A quickie.  New addiction to my blog. FAILS, WINS, and others.

Loser (film)
Loser (film) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I went to pathmark to buy some healthy goodies to eat, then my mind wandered into the past on my weekly bag of JELLY BEANS I use to buy.  I figured even though it aint a part of my diet, buy it anyways, eat a few and give the rest to my brother, shoot it’s only 99 cents.  Well the price had changed to $1.29, but I was still determined to get it.  So I got my salad, a low-calorie ice cream, went to the counter, then it wrung up $2.59, I said hey cashier, the price is wrong, she says, nope, you got the wrong bag.  I said kindly, please take that off then, in my mind I was like (GET THE F OUTTA HERE, lol, honestly)…then I go, wow, the HEALTH GOD of DIET just saved my life and kept me on track…but all the way home I was like, DARN IT, I wanted those DARN JELLY BEANS….shiz.  FAIL FAIL FAIL…smh

What did you think?  Has this ever happened to you?

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Life · Postaday2012 · Project365

The Weird Things In Life

 

Cocoa Puffs
Cocoa Puffs (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I live an awkward life. Many don’t understand or try to set a logic or something tangible on the things I do. I don’t know why, but I guess that’s how life and what people tend to do to understand things. I hate categories, except for blog categories, I think I tag well and don’t try to over do it. Do you feel like me and people try to judge your every step? Wonder why you do things when it’s just something you wanted to do or experiment doing?

I like the weird things in life. I like to try weird things. Most of what won’t ever cause harm to anyone, so why should it matter that I do it? I pour my milk in my bowl before my cereal, and so what…but my brother thinks that’s weird. I look at him like, dude, it’s my cereal, I am going to mix it up when I am ready to eat, plus I like the crunch. Off topic what’s your favorite cereal? Mines is Raisin Bran when I want the healthy side and the fiber, hmmm but Captain Crunch and Coco Puffs. You got to love it.

Back to the weird stuff. I believe life is a combination of living and be the best you, you can be. That’s experimenting and developing as time goes by. Here goes another confession, I love sexy women and their bodies, because I look at a women’s body as art. From head to toe, not everyone is the same. I pay attention to very minor details others don’t see. So when out in NYC I like to look at everyone and everything, but a sexy lady would catch my attention. Being a photographer it comes with perks, via I can see what they can’t in themselves and when I take people’s photos I tend to show them, the best of them that’s they never thought is there. Some may say that’s being perverted, stalker-ish, or I stare. I don’t think I stare, but I look long enough to paint the image in my photographic memory bank.

I can sleep in multiple combinations in various spaces, again my brother feels that’s so weird I can adapt and adjust to my surrounding that easily. Have anyone seen you do things and find you weird via you doing so? I consider it to be unique and great for an interesting conversation in which I am having with you right now. 🙂

Let’s continue the conversation, drop me a comment on your thoughts, opinions, and things about you that is weird or you find weird about others.

Also you can always, always chit chat with my on twitter at @Rawmultimedia. Follow me. I love to talk with others.

Thanks for reading
Have a great day…

Richardo Wilson