LIFE IN SLOW MOTION
My life sometimes is at stand still,
Still life,
The world keeps moving,
Cycling,
Where are my thoughts?
Tag: Comedy
CALL ME THE TERMINATOR
CALL ME THE TERMINATOR
Hunting, Running, I will terminate them all,
The noobs, the lames, the crazies,
Yup I am going for them all,
Red beams and machines, I really don’t play,
Only the mission I was given,
Oh yea baby, I am on my way,
Busting through all the obstacles,
Evening kicking down doors,
Blowing up objects,
Like a soccer striker,
I am going for the goals,
And if there is someone to stop me,
And I am gone, I still got one fact,
Just remember I am the terminator
I will be BACK.
OF COURSE, BUT MAYBE [Louis C.K. COMEDY]
OF COURSE, BUT MAYBE
Of course, I think making love is cool,
But maybe, I don’t enjoy making love to you,
Of course, buying a Porsche is out of my price range,
But maybe, I am balling without a budget, YOLO,
Of course, I study for this important test to get into college,
But maybe, if I don’t go to this party and get drunk, I will be a virgin forever,
Of course, wearing a condom is smart,
But maybe, tonight I want to do something dumb,
Of course, work out and living a healthy lifestyle,
But maybe, I just want to pig out and be a pig and eat everything, YOLO
Of course, I should blog today and interact with my readers,
But maybe, I just want to post something and laugh at myself for doing so.
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I hope you enjoy the little mild jokes…that’s if you actually read my post…if so KUDOS to you. 🙂
I love comedy, so I had to pay homage to Louis CK, after watching his HBO comedy special. Â He is very funny and one of my favorite comedians.
What comedians do you like?
Richardo Wilson
[The Master Ninja]
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