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I Hate Stop Lights and Slow Drivers…MOVE – [Rants of A Driver]

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Traffic lights
Traffic lights (Photo credit: taѕuki)

Just recently, well very recently like today actually, I started driving again.  It’s a cool feeling and I love it except for the fact I that I wanted to run every single stoplight in sight, oh my god.  In new york city there tends to be a whole lot of darn stoplight, in which if you are impatient, you are definitely going to get a hefty ticket or run the light with much delight and a big smile feeling you have won and beating the system, until you get a nice photo in the mail showing your sexy wonderful smile with showing you running the light.  Yes of course and nice ticket to go with it.

Why are there so many damn stop lights?  Why is the wait for the green like one minute and some change?  To me it feels like five-minute, for I just want to go, or in actuality not be late.

Let me be clear, I do respect safety and following rules and hate drunk driving or reckless drivers, but I guess want to the open road to put the pedal to the floor make the car rock.  I mean that is what it’s there for right?  Well at least to be convenient enough do what you tell it to do.

No only I am restricted in my speed, then I have to drive behind slow drivers, pulling EPICLY NOOB MOVES by stopping short in the street or at an intersection, what’s is wrong with them?  They really cause you to have accidents in which, in more cases if you rear end someone’s car, you are in the fault.  It’s crazy out there.

I am so happy I have a bike.  No rules to the road, exception trying to no run over pedestrians and watching out for the police for riding on the sidewalks, but it’s the life.  It is the Eco-life actually.  No waiting, no rear mirror to look over, and friendly to the earth.  But let me get back to driving and my thoughts while driving.

Here they are:

Life, INSURANCE HIGH, GAS HIGH, I AM HIGH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. (shoot)
Drinks, DAMN, I CAN’T DRINK TONIGHT, I GOT TO DRIVE…darn it
Cops, I JUST WANT TO FEEL THE EXCITEMENT OF A CHASE
Cops 2, UMMM, PLEASE CALM DOWN ON THE DAMN TICKETS
Cops 3, YOU CAN’T CATCH ME (lol)
Traffic, WHY DON’T IT STAY OUT OF MY WAY…
Slow Drivers, WHO THE HELL HELPED THEM CHEAT THE DRIVERS TEST…
Music, WHY IT CAN’T MY SPEAKER GET ANY LOUDER?
Stoplights, WHY ARE THEIR SO MANY?
Stoplights 2, WHY ISN’T THERE A “EVERYTHING GREEN DAY“?
Parking, DON’T PARK IN MY FAVORITE SPOT..
Parking 2, DAMN, PARKING IS HIGH
Highway, UMMM SHOULD JUST BE CALLED SPEEDWAYS
Passengers, STAY IN YOUR SEAT AND SHUT UP (loud kids and crying babies)
Gas, OH MY GOD, WOW, YOU ARE THAT HIGH…I NEED TO GET A BIKE

I guess I can’t do what I want in reality on the street driving, but surely when I go home and turn on my XBOX or Playstation 3, I can play Need For Speed or Grand Theft Auto and do whatever it is I like.

Did you like this post?  Any of my thoughts funny or truthful?  Do you or did you ever have the same thoughts and questions run through your mind?  What is you favorite thing about driving?  What type of driver are you?

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Richardo Wilson

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Personal · Postaday2012 · Project365

No SEX thank you, I want to READ this book

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Español: Paulo Coelho
Español: Paulo Coelho (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I have been known for turning down sex before.  Well to be honest  lot of times.  You might say, ummm, hey too much information, but I think not.  It’s quite suitable of story a story to tell.  Anyways if watch enough movies or know of the man and woman dynamics in bed late nights, the woman usually turns the husband down from sex (or aka love making) because she is tired (or just tired of him) or she is reading a book.  Well I have flipped the roles and it states, no sex or fooling around because I, the man, want to read this book.  Go figure right.  I think I lost a lot of points with the guys with that move.

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Either way I have been reading a lot lately.  I am excited to jump into the notion or reading instead of watching stories via tv episodes or movies.  I love my netflix. 🙂  I have a kindle e-reader and I am always on amazon.com and I am jumping into my much delayed Book Club this year.  I failed at it last year, but since my head and nose is up in a book now, I figure it’s the best time to start.

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Everyday I walk by tons of books in my house and room that I wanted to read and left a stray and it’s now time to pick them up and show them some love, (like a crying baby) and bust them out by the summer so I can jump into more books in the summer.

My goal is to read 4 books by the summer.  Notably, by July 2012.  Here are the books I have on deck to read and finish.

Chris Jericho Undisputed
(how to become the world champion in 1,372 easy steps)
by: Chris Jericho

Do You
(12 laws to access the power in you to achieve happiness and success)
by: Russel Simmons, with Chris Morrow

The Alchemist
by: Paulo Coelho

A Lion’s Tale: Around the world in Spandex
by: Chris Jericho, with Peter Thomas Fornatale

I hope I complete this book club beginner list.  Most likely I will read other books as well, but those are the ones I really want to read badly.  I will create a list and rate each book I have read also.

Are you currently reading a book?  What book are you reading?  Have you been procrastinating at reading also?  What’s one of your favorite books or what book would you recommend to me?

Thanks for reading
Richardo Wilson

PS: Please share your input and tales of reading, I would love to listen and chit-chat.

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Inspiration · Interviews · Postaday2012 · Project365

Subscriber Interview with “Belle Marie” at BelleMarie86 by RawMultimedia

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Hello Friends and Fellow Creative Blog Community…welcome to a new series titled “Subscriber Interview“.

last week’s interviewee: The Wandering Mind 

Subscriber Interview is a series on my blog where I, Richardo the writer/host of the blog talks and interviews his subscribers each week and find out a little more about them and what they do. It’s designed to keep the blogging community alive and also show others who is out there in the blog universe.

Without no further ado, here we go.

Today I have the pleasure to interview Kristina in one of my fun subscriber and also a blogger who blogs about beauty, fashion, celebrities and more and has a blog at http://bellemarie86.wordpress.com aka “It’s One Belle of a Blog“.  Go and check her out.  Enjoy!

What is your name and what do you enjoy doing for fun?

My name is Kristina, but most people call me Kris or Krissy. Kristina is so formal! For fun, I love to write, listen to music, hang out with my friends and family, watch movies, go shopping…yea, definitely go shopping!

Where are you from (city, state, country) and Nationality?

I’m a New Yorker, through and through! Born and raised and I’ll probably live here all my life! I’m African-American and half of my family on my Dad’s side is from Jamaica.

If a blogger and own a blog what is your blog about and what do you enjoy about blogging?

My blog is all about the things that I love which are fashion, movies, music, television, beauty and then it’s also just my random thoughts and what goes on in my life. The best part for me about blogging is just getting my opinions and my thoughts out there and working on my writing skills. Like I said, I absolutely love to write and hope to make it a career someday so blogging is a great way to get myself started.

What would someone enjoy about your blog or about you?

I think what people will enjoy most about my blog is my thoroughness. I don’t feel I’ve done a good enough job unless I pay attention to every detail down to grammar, pictures, links and anything else I feel is important to include. I think people will also enjoy my random bits of humor and sarcasm. Everybody loves that right?

What do you do mostly on the internet?

I usually get on the internet and do girly things like read gossip news, look at new clothes and accessories I might want and watch beauty tutorials on YouTube. But overall, I absorb a lot of information. I think people give the internet a hard time because it’s so informal but you can actually learn a lot from the web if you give it a chance.

Why did you become a subscriber to Richardo’s blog?

I became a subscriber of Richardo’s blog because I enjoy his sense of humor and honesty about his beliefs and attitudes.

Is there a favorite post or something you enjoy the most about Richardo’s blog?

I have a lot of favorites but the posts I like the most are his creative ones where he makes up a scenario or poem about something funny. Basically, I enjoy anything he does that makes me laugh!

Name one or a few of your Guilty Pleasures?

Probably one of my biggest guilty pleasures is Reality Television! The more drama, the more I LOVE IT!

What were some of your favorite childhood activities?

When I was a child, I loved to draw. I would make up characters and scenes; I had a character I drew a lot called “Tiger Woman” who was a super hero that was half tiger and half human!

If you had $10 in your pocket, what would you spend it on?

If I had $10 in my pocket I would probably spend it on notebooks, pens and pencils which I definitely don’t need anymore of but I love to buy them anyway!

If you could meet anyone in the world who would it be?

I would love to meet Brandy. I’ve loved her and her music since I was 8 years old. She’s such a beautiful person, an awesome singer, actress and performer and she inspires me! I would love to meet her though I’d probably faint and cry if I do…maybe not in that order!

What inspires you to write or read blogs?

I think what draws people to read or write blogs is just the natural urge we have to get inside people’s heads or have others get inside ours. Every blogger, I think has this tiny little narcissistic thing in them that makes them want everyone to listen to their ideas and opinions.

What’s your favorite type of music or you listen to frequently?

I can’t say I have a favorite type of music because I love all kinds, genres and types! If I hear something and it sounds good, no matter where it comes from or who sings it, it’s going on my iPod! My tastes range from something soulful like Anita Baker or Robin Thicke, to something a little edgier like My Chemical Romance or Fall Out Boy and everything in between!

What’s one or a few of your favorite movies and why?

Oh, the dreaded favorite movies question! I can never pick just one but I will say that I love romantic comedies and good horror movies which are hard to come by now-a-days. I’m not a big action fan but there are a few exceptions. And a good thriller is good too!

I want to thank Kristina for taking part in this week’s interview, and if you enjoy her responses and getting to know Kristina, please take some time out and check out her blog and content. Be sure to stay tuned to next time to Subscriber Interview with Rawmultimedia, you could be next. If you haven’t and just tuning into this blog, please consider Subscribing & Following, and enjoy creative content and series from the eyes and mind of Richardo.

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