Info: I have stuff animals in the house that just stays do something, so I decided to place my two favorite of the bunch in an action and I always thought of a monkey doing a cartwheel. So I took it a bit further to make the monkey do something funny and I came up with monkey doing a cartwheel and kicking someone in the eye, I thought it was funny and enjoy the various images I shot. I actually like this photo very much, nice improvisation.
I like to be open and give away some of my secrets and personal experience away just to entertain others, with that been said I gave a girl a lap dance to Omarion‘s “Touch”. I love that damn song. After bumping that album for the whole summer I could not help but dance when i hear that song, (remind you I am not a great dancer, yet) but I was chatting up this girl back then, and she came over to my house and we was just chilling and we wanted to have fun and I volunteered to give her a lap dance.
It was such a weird and funny experience. First of all I was very nervous and really didn’t want to make a fool of myself (I was somewhat a shy back then) and I really wanted to impress her. She was pretty cool people. Let’s just say it wasn’t that great of a dance. I thought what I did in front of the mirror was dope but then applying it in person and being put on the spot it’s a very different story.
It was a pretty cool memory though when I look back at it. After the lap dance and lots of laughs, we went shopping, good times.
Have you ever given a lap dance before? What did you think of my story?
1. I am not shy – #LiesIveToldMyParents
2. I ate all my vegetables – #LiesIveToldMyParents
3. I didn’t go outside today, honest… – #LiesIveToldMyParents
4. Of course I paid for extra lessons this week – #LiesIveToldMyParents
5. I don’t like her she is ugly – #LiesIveToldMyParents
6. I did all my homework – #LiesIveToldMyParents
7. Yes I gave my annoying baby brother food today – #LiesIveToldMyParents
8. I wasn’t playing water war and stone war with my cousins – #LiesIveToldMyParents
9. I don’t LOVE YOU – #LiesIveToldMyParents
10. When I become rich, I ain’t buying you SHIT – #LiesIveToldMyParents
11. I definitely didn’t cut school today – #LiesIveToldMyParents
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