I have just implied a new rule in my household…”NO FOOD IN THE ROOM“. I have come under the impression that I am being watched. It’s a creepy feeling that someone or something is watching me for food to be dropped around in the room and it’s interfering with my blogging and home office environment. I have enforced STRICT penalties for food being eaten and left around in the room/office.
Here are the strict penalties to be enforced:
1. Said person is to be fined a $1.00 for breaking rule
2. Said person shall be beaten with a whip or pillow (depending on what’s in the pillow)
3. Said person is to immediately perform 20 pushups.
4. Said person shall be PUNCHED super HARD, 10 times.
*if offense is repeated, the penalty fine goes up to $3, then $5 and pushups goes up by quantity of 5 intervals, as well as punches.
This is not just a warning…It’s a PROMISE.
*note: to be honest though, let’s keep a clear and clean room and be tidy. It’s to keep away rodents, germs, smells and much more for your resting or for me my work space. I like strict rules, for it stops the act from continuing. It’s just the way I like to do things.
I have started the rule couple times before and never fully went to extremes to keep it going.
Do you have to imply this rule yourself? Do you have strict penalties as me?
Let me know what you think…
Thanks for reading
Richardo
