Humor · Life

6 Ridiculous Things I Did This Week

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Ridiculous (Photo credit: victoriafee)

My weeks are never the same.  I never follow the same routine, there is always an alternative or a modified version of action.  I believe in living a fun and creative life taking advantage of the simple things in life and enjoying them to the fullest potential but some days I just find myself doing silly things.  I humor myself with some of the things I choose to do to just make my life different and unique.  Here are Six Ridiculous Things I Did This Week.

1. I ran 2 miles to work to avoid being late.  I am very determined, in which a simple call to my employer to say I was going to me a mere 2 minutes off, but I decided to beat the clock and I won.

2. Forgot to comb my hair before work, and found a plastic fork and hit the bathroom and combed my hair with a fork, and mind you, I did  pretty good job based on my options. 🙂

3. I told a customer to call me at work if she needs help with an item.  As much as I love to help others and I go above and beyond for my clients and customers, why would I need another person calling me to ask for FREE TECH SUPPORT, truly I that’s too much, and when I said it, I was like here goes more un-monetized favors.

4. Wore dark shades to the gym in the night like 10pm.  It was quite funny via I was rapping super loud as I was on the street, and the lady at the front desk was confused I wore dark colorful shades at night and then into the gym.

5. I go through some old documents pile to look for a photography flash mount for my Canon camera to then find it and bunch of old ideas papers and other equipments.  As I keep being amazed by all the great things I found and kept taking them out of their compact hiding spot, now I created clutter and a mess, and had to leave the house to come back to a pile of old stuff and was a bit lazy to put back.  I think 2014 is a good year to return to this with my busy schedule.

6. I texted a friend while talking to them via Facebook messenger on the computer thinking that they would convert the conversation to texting as they kept writing via the Facebook messenger until they finally decided to stop writing in the messenger.  I kept looking at my phone and the messenger to see if a new message was going to come through via the conversation wasn’t over, but none came through.  Why did I even hold my breath. smh

Which one of my ridiculous things did you find silly or funny?

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Richardo Wilson

Humor · Relationships · Thoughts

4 Lies I Try Not To Tell

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Liar Liar (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I am not much of a liar, but there are some lies I wish I didn’t have to tell.  Sometimes we just have to lie, whether it’s a white lie or just the truth in disguise of a lie, here are my four lies I wish I didn’t have to tell.

Lie 1 – I Don’t Love You

Clearly I am in love with you, but I have to tell you I am not so you can go.  It pains me to lie to you, but I just can’t be with you, and as much as I want to be selfish and have you all to myself and the misery and fights we might have, I have to let you go. Bye.

Lie 2 – I Am Not BUSY…

I really hate saying this to friends and family that I am busy, but clearly I am busy, if I told you my goals and aspirations and you are not even trying to help me get there so I would have more free time.  I have to try to be human, say I am not busy in hopes that we can actually hang out or you don’t think I am a robot.  But I am busy, I am busy chasing my dreams, whether it’s going to school, working, being a music artist or a writer/blogger, I am busy.   Sorry I lied.

Lie 3 – I Can’t Help You

Sometimes I have to tell people the truth in which they see I have the talent and skills to help them in life, but I turn around and say I can’t help them when I actually can.  The fact is mostly I can only help the people who wants to be helped, and wants to work hard, instead of someone who just wants you to do all the work and reap the benefits in life.

Lie 4 – I Do Sleep/Have a Social Life

Shakira (left) and Knowles (right) in the musi...
“Beautiful Liar” (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Going back to being busy, If all or most of my time is spending working or chasing my dreams, when do you think I have time to sleep when there is some much things left to do in the day?

I hope you enjoyed the lies I try not to tell, for we all lie in some way of form.  Sometimes the words of honesty slips, or even can be taken that, we do have the power and energy to do things we say we can not, we just choose not to do them or apply the discipline to do so.

BONUS LIES:

  • – To the girlfriend or wife…”You are not fat”
  • – To your kids…”It’s just not truth”
  • – To your boss…”I was not late”

What are some lies you wish you didn’t have to tell?  What do you think of my lies?

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Richardo Wilson

Humor · Thoughts

3 Things I Find FUNNY

Do i look funny or something

I find people who lie to someone who actually knows the truth to what they are saying funny.  It’s cracks me up when the person is trying to sell the lie super hard, and even so far that they get emotional with it.  One of the best moments in life.

I find people who start rapping/singing songs on the train super hard and loud funny.  First, It’s not bothering me all for my headphones are super loud, so I can’t hear nothing they are saying.  Second, it’s when everyone’s head shift to the person who is singing and the disgust they show for the sound, but the smile they show for the super passionate performance of them being in their own world, so much fun to see.  Third, when the person stops what their doing and turn around to see everyone’s trying not to burst out with laughter face, and they feel a bit embarrassed, so epic of a funny time.

Lastly, I find it funny when people try to run after a bus leaving the bus stop in which they know they were not going to reach very funny.  For in their minds, they really thought they were going to make it at some point, and it probably was going to make their day if they did, and just the fail brings a smile to my face.  (Don’t you judge me, they know better to be early than late.)

What are 3 things you find funny?

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Richardo Wilson